The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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