"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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