we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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