Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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