i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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