She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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