u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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