Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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