so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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