he shaved USA in his pubs
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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