He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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