he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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