love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Randomize
