butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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