gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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