This girl is more easily done than said...
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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