lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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