I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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