It's just like the Real World with babies
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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