I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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