Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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