People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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