you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My vagina is very pro this idea
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