He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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