can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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