i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
