Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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