So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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