But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I will be naked everywhere
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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