We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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