and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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