Can i not drive my cunt home
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
they need to just BURY HIM!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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