Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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