The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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