I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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