jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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