You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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