Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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