those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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