Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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