...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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