dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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