alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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