So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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