I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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