Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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