Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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