doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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