Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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