this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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