So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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