check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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